ORGASMIC Translation

Showing posts with label anal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anal. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Give me that Ass, I want your Hole Pt. 3

I figure two years had gone by after the positive anal experience in the shower. I did admit I came in a totally different way that I have never experienced. For the most part, I can say that when you take your time, you don't have to worry about tearing the sphincter or bleeding or anything like that.

Lots of lube and glide whatever it is that is placed in the ass REALLY SLOWLY. Word of note: When you did have to poop it came out a lot faster! So be warned about that toilet water that will splash up on your ass!

We all know that once you get something and you really like it you want more of it. This is NOT, on my end. I'm sure if I had a cock it would love the fact that it's snug and tight. Here's a little fact: Having anal sex can be used as a form of birth control. But having oral sex does the job of birth control as well. and both are ways to keep that virgin snatch only for that one true man that you want to be with.

Although I gotta say, busting my cherry was way easier and less messy. That's just my opinion on the matter. Anal sex also fits into the fetish category. This is not fetish sex for gay men. It's how they get down. I do however have a fetish for gay male porn. Just so fascinating how they can plug themselves in a train and fuck each other. Mouth waters on that. I don't have any porn of any sort, so I can reminisce. If you want access to some, click the V>O>D on the side of my blog. I know that you can get some free all over the internet, but do you really want to deal with viruses and cookies and spyware?

Back to another anal experiance.....I got sidetracked.

He bought me a vibrator kit with sleeves and a bullet. This was okay, he thought it would be neat. His logic was, "Let me give her a new thrill". Now that I think back on it, he tried too hard. Yes, I loved going the store but to actually buy something that was different. I liked the porn better. So one night, he's playing with the vibrator and the sleeves on me. The bullet is vibing up against my hole, its slightly lubed, it was also encased in a silicone gel so didn't feel bad going in, when it got in there. Cords or strings on bullets are very helpful for retrieval.

So another ORGASMIC experience because my anal walls are vibrating AND he's inside my pussy. Damn! That was a good day. However there have been more bad experiences than good. Just didn't get there yet.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Give me that Ass, I want your Hole PT 2

Funny how some things are traumatic, or so you thought, and it shuts the brain down to where you become a glutton for what ever you did before. I also put childbirth in this category. Just for the record.

This time it was in the shower. I was having sex in the shower, couple of YEARS later. Maybe that's why it came up again. Must have been at least 3 years. I don't know if it was the soap scent in the bathroom, the water, how horny we were but his hands were on a roll. My ass must've been super soapy to not even notice he had like two fingers in.

And then he started, "You know, now would be a good time to let me get some from the back, you are really loose and relaxed right now." I don't know where my head was at when I said okay. The man set me up, because Vaseline was available without the lid on. "I'm just going to lube you up really good. He did dip clean fingers in the stuff, then stuck them where the others had been. I know Vaseline seems to be good for everything but it can break down sex toys. Depending on what they are made out of. So stick to the lubricants that they are supposed to be used with and clean them the way they should be cleaned also depending on what they are made out of.

I was bent over sucking him so I guess that's the best thing I could think to do, knowing what was going to happen later. No soap was going on at that point. Just the shower water running. I was pretty wet, in genral just by giving him some head. He spun me round and shoved it in my pussy. Which still caught me off guard because I was preparing my mind for the ass.

I remember my asshole just kinda open, expanded. And he just pummeled my pussy good. I was panting and everything. He spun me to him again, was just kissing all over me. My body was on fire. His fingers were doing a good job working on my clit.

He spun me around again and had me bend over while he plunged back into my pussy but with the added arousal of playing with my clit. I was on the brink. I just remember that I took a deep breath and I felt a rush of vibration along my asshole. He was inside my ass. And it felt great, a ORGASMIC anal experience.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Give me that Ass, I want your Hole Pt.1

My thoughts on Anal. Okay well I can say that I have done it, and it's not for me. However. The couple of times I did try it. Those actual successful attempts and it actually felt good, let me give the following advice on that.

Douche. Can't stress that enough. Butt plug, train your ass. Can't also stress that enough. The best lubricant, oil based, unless the toys say otherwise. RELAX, RELAX, RELAX.

Let me reminise about the first time. First off when he asked me, I was like "What the Fuck? Are you high?" (Please note: I knew he wasn't high, but that didn't cross my mind, it just came out my mouth.) and then commenced some begging and pleading on his part. His only logic was to say, "Well you haven't given anybody that, everybody's had your pussy. I like it and all but..( I was highly offended at this, I wasn't around the block, but considering he was 20years old, he had some nerve to even say that crap. He was no better meeting me in the streets and later in the day sleeping with me.)

Let's see...Conversation was like: "I'm your husband and God said...." It was Hellishly annoying, but dumb me I gave in. This was based on guilt.

Please don't do anything you don't want to do.

At the time he had bought me a product called an Anal Screw. This link isn't the product that he bought me. I wish I had this to start out with. That was very intimidating. I think that would have been for some hard core anal play, because it had a handle. A corkscrew ass drill. Now that I think about it, it was shaped like a swirly ice pop you get from the ice cream truck. Unfortunately the drill got bigger until the whole thing was lodged in your ass.

If I have a kit, that had different kinds of butt plugs I would have been a lot better off.