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Showing posts with label sex in the shower. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex in the shower. Show all posts

Monday, May 21, 2012

Snooze Yawn on Kinky Sheets

I gotta say that I'm a little injured right now. I was trying to show a youngin a split and went down to hard. I pulled a hamstring I guess. Didn't know I would slide split that fast. Maybe I was able to go lower thanks to my adventure on Friday. Who knows?

I wouldn't mind a bed for all my activities. I got to admit, I love the sneaky teenager stuff. You never get too old for that!

Here's the perk of having sex on a bed, you get to relax and fall asleep on it after your ORGASMIC experience. But if you have to get your ass up and go to work in 20 mins, I think a shower will do nicely. I think that headboards are overrated too, if you rock your bed hard with sex there's going to be some wall damage.
I'm just saying. Maybe you want a headboard that has some fabric or something.