ORGASMIC Translation

Monday, May 21, 2012

Snooze Yawn on Kinky Sheets

I gotta say that I'm a little injured right now. I was trying to show a youngin a split and went down to hard. I pulled a hamstring I guess. Didn't know I would slide split that fast. Maybe I was able to go lower thanks to my adventure on Friday. Who knows?

I wouldn't mind a bed for all my activities. I got to admit, I love the sneaky teenager stuff. You never get too old for that!

Here's the perk of having sex on a bed, you get to relax and fall asleep on it after your ORGASMIC experience. But if you have to get your ass up and go to work in 20 mins, I think a shower will do nicely. I think that headboards are overrated too, if you rock your bed hard with sex there's going to be some wall damage.
I'm just saying. Maybe you want a headboard that has some fabric or something.


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