The weather made me think! Damn that weather!

This is just some musings of mine. Sexually related but not really. The weather is funky. It was scorching hot and now some weird weather has stuff that just all weird and smelly. Like the weather my mood is a tad off.

In talking with my guy last night on the kindle, because I was soo not feeling the laptop. I was just going on and on about his room and the locks and then he meationed his head board. Eveidently he had it too far against the wall. I was curious about the head board so I asked about it. Okay well the point was to find out if anything could be tied to it.  The answer much to my delight was YES. Not a post bed but a headboard like the side of a crib.

And though there had been some quirks about us meeting during the summer because of my other role in life.

but we manage. Now it has come down to this. We will have sex in a bed. I am totally, truelly aware of this now.

 I told him that I would just drive to see him. Deliver myself up to him. Like a pizza in 30 mins or less because that's how far the drive is and just let him have his way with me.

My brain spins around and around this. Why do I have this insane need to give and do whatever he wishes. Why do I feel so strongly that I have to make this man happy? Why does making him happy make me so happy to the point of getting wet just knowing i'm doing something, anything for him?

What is it about this man that drives me to do things for him, which are not always sexual. (NEVER FINANCIAL!!) That I didn't enjoy doing in my last relationship with my husband?

The idea of this man's bed at our disposal for as long as time permits. I tick off the days. Tomorrow it will be four months since we had met. I love the rush. I love how electric my body feels in his presence. Of course he feels the same way. He just says it differently than I do in the way he speaks. and the way he says COCK. It just makes my mouth water.

Never used the word before to describe that part. But I told him to use it. When I read it from him on the messenger. My insides just tingle. When he says it over the phone my chest get heavy and I can't breath. Oh to cream this man's bedsheets with my ORGASMIC juices.

Put a ring on his Ding-Dong!

You know I really thought that I could be more consistent in these blogs, but Alas, I do have a life, that isn't based on this lovely laptop of mine. Although, I keep up with my research of my sex toys that I am into. My guy and I were talking about cock rings. He wants one, and top of the line at that. Nothing's too good for my man. Especially since it's rechargeable, that in a nutshell is worth the cost.

So check it out. I plan on definitely getting this one. Father's day is coming up. So hint-hint gift idea.

Cock Fighting: a dreamy thought

Funny title I think, and why is it called a COCK? Like really we know that a cock is a male rooster. Can you imagine a cock fight with real cocks? Well okay the proper term is Penis, but still, two penis' going at it in front of people. Gay men and those that are into Gay man porn would appreciate that. My thing is those cocks would have to be erect. And how would they maintain that erection? Well lets see with a penis pump. And to keep the staying power they could use a cock ring, I suppose.

Would it be cheating if they used an extender penis? or possibly a strap on if they weren't feeling UP to it after a fight that they might of had the night before? And yep, I'm going to go there: They would have to have different divisions for this cock fighting. It would be by length first, then by width. Because a skinny Prick wouldn't stand a chance against a Dong with a thick shaft.

There would only be one round, but the event would have maybe about 7 fights. Because its not really going to be a long time for the fight. When the fights move from one to another, there would be ring girls or guys with brightly colored Dilldoes on.

 I would either have front row seats or be the announcer. The microphone would be shaped like a phallus. I guess transgender and transsexuals would have their own bracket. I wouldn't want any cheating. Before I forget, woman could compete also. Hey! Lets just open up this sport to Everybody. and the winner would get a dick shaped trophy that when pumped explodes like it had an ORGASMIC experience and spray synthetic jizz all over the place.