ORGASMIC Translation

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Missing an ORGASMIC person in your life?

I know, I know where the hell have I been? So tired. Okay Friday was party day, I partied from 10am until, 3:30pm. The theme of the party was Pussy, Patron, and Peach Snapps. And the end result was me walking funny and a big ass grin on my face. So that explains Friday. My God that tongue was good!

So now we are on to Saturday, quite frankly I was still on hangover from all that went down on Friday, I had parts of me come alive that I didn't even know existed. I got me a keeper for sure. I had household bore chores to do, then I took a nap, okay my ass slept good. I spent a good time sleeping. I don't get much opportunity for that.

Sunday? Oh that was Mother's Day! That was automatic sleep after all that. I did get this lovely text that mentioned me being a MILF. Hmmm. Yes. Yes, I am!

Monday, Getting tired of my excuses yet. When not being a dirty creative genius I put my community skills to use helping others. So that's what I did. I could have technically blogged that night, but I had to prep for Tuesday, which is Today. I do have a day job.

That's not to say that blogging wasn't on my mind, Friday I really wanted to tell all my dirty deeds but My Ass was tired, well not my "Ass" per say. Well since you can't get the type of tongue action that I have access to here is something that will give you an ORGASMIC experience, and hopefully you will climb walls and black out with pleasure the way I did Friday.

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