Funny title I think, and why is it called a COCK? Like really we know that a cock is a male rooster. Can you imagine a cock fight with real cocks? Well okay the proper term is Penis, but still, two penis' going at it in front of people. Gay men and those that are into Gay man porn would appreciate that. My thing is those cocks would have to be erect. And how would they maintain that erection? Well lets see with a penis pump. And to keep the staying power they could use a cock ring, I suppose.
Would it be cheating if they used an extender penis? or possibly a strap on if they weren't feeling UP to it after a fight that they might of had the night before? And yep, I'm going to go there: They would have to have different divisions for this cock fighting. It would be by length first, then by width. Because a skinny Prick wouldn't stand a chance against a Dong with a thick shaft.
There would only be one round, but the event would have maybe about 7 fights. Because its not really going to be a long time for the fight. When the fights move from one to another, there would be ring girls or guys with brightly colored Dilldoes on.
I would either have front row seats or be the announcer. The microphone would be shaped like a phallus. I guess transgender and transsexuals would have their own bracket. I wouldn't want any cheating. Before I forget, woman could compete also. Hey! Lets just open up this sport to Everybody. and the winner would get a dick shaped trophy that when pumped explodes like it had an ORGASMIC experience and spray synthetic jizz all over the place.
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